Some people can be so inconsiderate! So inconsiderate that I have to blog about it. I'm too tired and busy to give the week to week update, but it'll be up soon I hope.
So yesterday was laundry day, but since there's like seven people's worth of clothes and only evenings to do them, laundry day is now Wednesday and Thursday, which means double the load for me.
So at about 7 pm this evening, I put our lingerie in the dryer for about 30 minutes. 30 minutes passed but I didn't collect the laundry yet because the female officers were in the room teaching us how to tie the shoelace of our army boots (yes! we received our full army outfits already!) and also to check up on us since there were a few male guests bothering us at night. But no worries there about the male stalkers, because the next time I see them, I'll rub detergent in their eyes.
By the time Mabel and I got to the laundry room, which was about 10 minutes past the 30 minutes we set on the dryer, we found all our underwear and bras on top of the dryer!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Someone ugly bastard go and touch our bras and panties as if they were cheap and sleazy lingerie worn by hookers!
I GOT SO ANGRY!
Our clothes were on top of the dryer and inside the dryer that we were suppose to use were someone else's clothes drying inside!
So god damn inconsiderate.
And our clothes were STILL WET!
You can blame me for not setting enough time on the timer or for not geting the clothes on time. BUT FUCK YOU for touching our bras and panties while they were still wet!
BITCH!
So in revenge (of course, there will always be punishment for evil panty touchers), we took out THEIR clothes from the dryer while it was drying halfway and put ours back inside. You might say that retaliating the same way isn't the right thing to do. True, but at least their clothes were already DRY.
Well, I was the one who took out their clothes. There were man's clothes, pants, shirts... and underwear....ew. I can't believe I touched a donkey-brained man's underwear. EW!
But whatever, a little sacrifice to get back at them.
The man's clothes also meant that it was a GUY who touched our lingerie. OH MY GOD! What a bloody pervert!
So we put our wet clothes back in the dryer, and left their dry clothes on top of the dryer where they initially put ours.
And so we had our clothes dried for the next 20 minutes. When we went to collect them, the man's clothes were still on top of the dryer, uncollected. We took out our dried clothes and put in a new load of underwear and bras (haha, yea, we have too much of those). The timer was set to 40 minutes this time, instead of 30 minutes, just in case Mr. Pervy-I-Like-To-Touch-Wet-Lingerie-Because-That-Is-My-Fetish came back.
So 40 minutes passed by, Mabel and I went to collect our second load of laundry.
AND GUESS WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKERS DID?!
They opened the dryer door at 20 minutes. The dryer won't work if the door is opened. So those pervs were smart, they didn't touch our clothes this time but they just opened the door to switch off the dryer.
Those ugly toe suckers were lucky because we didn't encounter them at all in the laundry room. Otherwise I would have kick their balls, smashed a vase on their head, make them eat the rug on the floor, and then suffocate them with a pillow from the couch.
And then I'll bring in monkeys to scratch their faces, dogs to bite them and give them rabies, cats to pee on them and rats to crawl all over them.
I AM SO PISSED OFF!
*UPDATE*
STUPID!!
They took out our SECOND load of laundry AGAIN while they were STILL WET!
I'm telling you, I think they were the Indians waiting outside the laundry room. Otherwise how would they know if it were the same people's laundry?
EWWWWW!
Now we have to wash ALL our lingerie AGAIN because some ugly group of Indian gigolos touched them.
They weren't there anymore when we figured out it was them. LUCKY them, because we didn't see them again, otherwise I would have stabbed them to death and chop them to pieces.
Mabel now calls them assholes and asswipes. Imagine the things they did to our clothes before they put them on top of the dryer!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
