I had to sort out all the names of the Breast Cancer Awareness Society members so that I can hand the complete list in to the ECA teacher and get certificates for them. There's a rule for our society whereby you are considered a complete member only if you've been to at least two meetings. Otherwise you won't get your certificate.
With that in mind, there's these bunch of stupid girls, juniors, who are very keh kiang (act smart). One of them go and tick all present for their names on the attendance list. All ticked with the same pen, with the same ticking style, all on the different dates we have meetings.
OH MY GOD!
Even a three year old can see that they ticked present for all the different days all at one time only. On one or two particular days I let the members present use my black pen. So on that day all the attendance should be ticked with black ink only. These girls so kham lan (I don't know the translation of this) all use the same BLUE ink. Of course can see that they didn't go and just ticked it on another day!
Worst of all, three of the meetings are meetings especially for the organisers of the Pink Ribbon Treasure Hunt. These girls are supposed to be playing so they are not supposed to be there, but they are so @#!(!#%($^)*^# that they ticked their names there. So BLOODY OBVIOUS that they didn't go to any of the meetings! They just asked one friend to go and tick their names for them.
Holding the position of President, I should be cool, calm and collected when it comes to hair-pulling, vain-popping incidents like these. I am at my wits end here. I cannot think of anything to do except scream at them when they find out that they are not getting their certificates.
Please readers, tag in your suggestion of how I should handle this problem with as much poise as possible.
