I haven't had time to blog at all because of all the things that have been going on this week (school, people and shit) and also because Chinese New Year is coming (last minute shopping).
I was supposed to post this short story for Valentine's Day but I decided to sleep instead, haha.
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Ken held on to Barbie's hand while they walked by the beach. A very cliche romantic scene, but it's cliche for a reason. Barbie always swooned at the idea of a romantic date by the beach, most girls did. Candlelight dinner, love songs and a walk by the beach that was hopefully never ending.
Unfortunately, Barbie could not swoon at the date she had with Ken. First of all, he picked her up in a white Kijang. Ken did not even bother to open the door for her. He just honked for her to hurry, 'Come on Barbie, let's go party!'
'Alright, he's just trying to put me off. He's probably going to surprise me with the most awesome date plan ever!' Oh boy, was she ever wrong.
The car stopped at the carpark beside the beach. 'A beach! How romantic. I knew he had some great plans,' Barbie thought to herself.
'Aiya, stop standing there with your mouth hanging like that, follow me! Tsk tsk tsk, mosquito would think it's a cave later.'
'What the bloody hell? Does he talk to girls like that all the time? Nevermind, I think he really does care about me. It's kind of true, mosquitoes might fly into my mouth.'
Barbie followed Ken and they ended up at a bench by the beach. On the bench there were plastic bags from KFC.
'Barbie baby, here's the romantic dinner I planned. I was a little worried about where to take you actually. Maybe a fancy restaurant...'
'Yes, I want fancy restaurant!' Barbie screamed in her head.
'... but then I thought about it again. Not practical. It doesn't matter where we go, it's who we're with that matters. And you have me, Barbie. That's the best person to be with on Valentine's Day!' Ken said with a sexy grin on his face.
'What kind of sexy grin is that? Looks so horny,' she thought. 'Oh well, at least it's from my favourite KFC.'
Barbie and Ken sat down and started to take the food out.
'Oh yeah, I specially ordered salad for you. I know all you prissy girls want to watch your weight and what-nots,' Ken said while pointing at Barbie's stomach. He continued, 'and never want to eat anything with calories. So I didn't waste money by ordering food you didn't want anyways.'
After explaining to Barbie about the food arrangements he chowed down on his burger while sipping on his coke and stuffing fries in the side of his mouth. Barbie stared at him with her mouth hanging in disbelief. Ken felt her looking at him and looked back while chewing.
'Oh ya, sorry babe. Must be romantic tonight, right? I get it now. Ok ok, I feed you lah.'
Barbie could not move a muscle because she was drowning in disbelief.
'He's so damn handsome, just tolerate!'
'Never mind Ken, I can feed myself. You just enjoy your delicious burger, fries, coke, spicy chicken and popcorn chicken.'
After eating their respective meals, Ken decided to drag Barbie on a romantic walk by the beach. Ken held Barbie's hand and swung it back and forth unromantically while walking at a fast pace. Barbie was too busy swatting all the mosquitoes from her sexy legs to be bothered by Ken's ardour. Suddenly Ken stopped abruptly and looked around their surroundings. 'You know Barbie, there's no one here but us.'
Barbie looked around, gave a fake smile and agreed, 'I can see that.'
'You know Barbie, 90 percent of the couples in the world have sex the first time on Valentine's Day.'
'Did you just make that up?'
Without answering Barbie's question, Ken jumped on top of Barbie like a lion jumping on a deer. Ken tried to have sex with Barbie but Barbie resisted. In other words, he was raping her. He doesn't even kiss her or anything and just held her down and tried to take off her mini skirt. Then suddenly Ken stopped. It was as if he had a heart attack. Barbie pushed his body off her.
She was holding a bloody steak knife. She quickly stood up. She looked at Ken's motionless body. She looked at the bloody wound she gave him at his chest.
'I hope I didn't miss his heart.'
(Writer: MUAHHAHHAHAHAHA)
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Pictures and lots of words for the next post, check back then.
