OH MY GOD!
I so do not understand WHY people insist on spelling my name as JOE!
My name is fucked up JO, not JOE! Either you call me by, or type my name as, Josephine, Jo, or nothing at all!!!!
You do not bloody hell spell my name Jo with an E.
Bloody imbecile.
You are completely testing me when you type out my name as JOES, aren't you? I don't think there's such a bloody stupid person idiot enough in this universe to add another two letters to my nickname. Even a bloody kumquat isn't THAT idiotic.
You are completely testing me when you type out my name as JOESEPHINE, aren't you? A bloody idiot with a fork jabbed in his brain won't even be so bloody moronic to type my name like that. Even a ninny with seven extra fingers cannot mistakenly press the E and S buttons so many bloody times when typing out my name.
Is it so bloody hard to type JO or JOSEPHINE? Since when did it become easier to add Es in people's names? Since pigs could fly, is it?
You see ah, I'm so bloody nice to be your friend, especially to the people who chat with me on MSN and type 'Hi, Joe', 'Hey, Joesephine, it's me' or 'hey joessss'. I'm so bloody nice enough to let you call me Jo instead of Josephine Hong Chiew Yee already, but now you have to go and get on my bloody bad side.
Somebody trying to saboh me is it? 'Come and spell Joe instead of Jo and I'll pay you five dollars each time you do it! I want to piss her off until she pulls out her hair and then become botak on top. I want to saboh her because she's so damn pretty, hot and intellegent. I'm so god damn jealous.'
THAT'S THE BLOODY CASE IS IT?!
I'll fucking sue you, when I find out who you are.
'Jo is also a very good blogger and she gets so many damn hits every single day. My blog lose customers because of her, so now I want her to suffer mentally.'
*Jo grabs the steak knife and starts stabbing that person*
I'm so going to carve out your heart and feed it to the stray dogs.
Actually I really am a bloody nice person. Even my name says so. I saw in the Scrabble dictionary that my name 'Jo' actually means sweetheart. See, I'm such a bloody sweetheart that I don't start swearing and scolding the idiot that types my name with extra useless Es while chatting with me. I'm such a bloody sweetheart that I blog about it instead of telling you to go stand on the rooftop so I can accidentaly push you off the edge.
You see how bloody sweet I am?!
Even when one of the Maktab Duli teacher typed my name as JOE and then sends the list of names to some twenty people, I didn't start swearing and scolding her. I let her off and just made fun of it.
This is no laughing matter and I hope that all these half-wits that type my name as JOE or JOESEPHINE trip every morning for the next month.
I'm so on the bloody edge now because of tomorrow.
